The Last Prom

	It had to be Indiana

	Why Did They Die?

	of course it was gonna end in tragedy

	Why in a bible?

	Ignore the choir practice going on upstairs

	Good I'm horny

	Wanna go?

	Oh yeah he's a drinker

	That's the A-Team

	She sounded really relieved there

	Cindy

	Oh yes he picked me up last week

	J: Fast driver? That's her only complaint about the kid?
	B: Yeah, what about the murders?

	Thanks for setting up the plot

	Why you asking?

	Sure i had great dreams about...

	ok this guy graduated like 10 years ago, come on

	Well, i gotta get to work, later
	Can you back up a little, your boner's hitting me

	By the way, sir, do you have a date for the prom?

	Action?

	I'm getting laid

	Oh yeah this is in the 70's alright

	B: So is this all a daydream in her head or what?
	J: No, she's a ghost!

	Oh, you wanna stop dancing, we're getting the dress FOR YOU!

	No it's not slutty enough

	hey is this gay enough?

	She's pretending she's holding a really fat baby

	"dont die either"

	And i'll do you in the van!

	It's just sick on it's own

	Oh i'm bringing the choir i hope you don't mind

	Your mom is hot!

	And some jelly donuts, neat!

	aw man i wanted to touch her boob!

	J: Here let me get one with no clothes
	B: Now one in the doggy style position

	Whoa the camera transported them to the prom

	Hey you were in the shot!

	and powder our noses, whatever that means...

	I got the condoms!

	They're drinking plax

	I sad GODDAM!! GOD DAMM!!! GOD DAMM...

	He's hung like a horse

	This has a feel like someone put a camera in an actual girl's bathroom
	
	No i perfer scope

	Cause I'm available

	Is he the only teacher there?

	"i'd do him!"

	that girl has way too many teeth

	They been standing on that little carpet area the whole time?

	and utterly fail

	i'm gonna piss in it

	High school students drinking? This never happens!

	So they're pouring the same liquid in the same cup they previously poured in?

	So drinking = not having a good time

	The commedores!

	I had to go with you, you're the only black guy here
	And even the geeky kids showed up

	hey keep a bibles length between you two!

	Take off your dress

	of course they'll be searching for your dead bodies but...

	This is the longest news report

	That's the exciting prom ever??

	J: Hey Mr. T! 
	B: "I Pity the fool who don't go to prom!"

	Little sip of Bill's what?

	Hey cool van, Kelso

	On the CB radio?

	Don't drink and listen to crappy music

	Rock N roll music, alcohol, and a big ass van...SCREW THAT STOP SIGN!	

	Ew, what's he's doing?

	Wow they kissed and drank a beer at the same time, that's talent

	he's so cool, he drinks AND drives

	I was trying to grab at your boob, but I guess I'll hold your hand

	Oh it's the drunken asshole similator

	Now an indian's crying somewhere

	that's what dates are really for, to open your beer

	"I like being drunk, huh huh..."

	It's a little late to say that now

	I can't drive 55 ok??

	"Look out, look out, look out!!" (Screeching)

	Aw man, she broke the camera lens she's gonna have to buy a new one

	So we can choose where to die?

	"it's kinda cool, though"

	So these people left the prom to look at a car wreck

	Oh it's carrie

	Good thing her dress is already red

	NO!! My hair's messed up!!!

	Was she dipped in tar?

	Are they putting her in a body bag?

	Wake up!! wake up!!!!!

	Goes to show you how much of a exciting prom that was, these people left to look at a car wreck

	J: Oh man, I got a headache...
	B: Man, it must've been all a dream

	B: You ever heard of Big Bubba, son? Now you will...
	J: Yeah crashing into this tunnel is a federal offense

	you'll be ok, son. Want a beer?

	"eh pretty flower, here you go, oh you're dead, that's right"
	Hey sexy, what's up?

	Sound's cool, over

	Hey turn the sirens down, we can't hear

	I thought you were taking me to the hospital

	Oh, we went the wrong way.

	Yeah, yeah, yeah bring the drunken idiots in here

	Let this be a lesson: drink your booze AT the school

	yay! happy birthday to you...

	Hey can you turn down your "Chant" CD? It's sort of distracting!!

	Well, there's your bath

	B: Here, we'll just play with these buttons
	J: And boil some water

	This ends her broadcast day

	Yeah, uh, you might wanna try for anther daughter

	Casue the students are absent, they got mono

	Cause the paint has to dry

	B: This is boring me
	J: I'm black
	B: can we get back to the lesson please?

	Just like Cindy

	"here her copy of the catcher in the rye"?

	well BAH he deserves it! he's gets an F!!
	yeah, yeah we lost a daughter, shut up!! this is costing a fortune, the cost of this limosense

	J: What's with the canopy?
	B: They're serving perogi's as well.

	And that's it, she's gonna be buryed naked

	So these people are having other people's memories?

	B: man, how many pallbears do they need?
	J: She must've weighed a ton

	(Snore)

	So what's the buriel ceremony if you're a satanist?

	(Lightsaber noises)

	This is all a commerical for a mortuary, isnt it?

	Hm, this whole thing reminded me of my prom.

Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast?

	60 Minutes?

	So she got bored and fell asleep?

	(Pink Floyd's time) Digging the way, the moments that make up a dull day...

	Oh the diary council makes the best movies

	Why does she have a poster of the beatles in blackface?

	ACK!

	Are you ever gonna shave your mustache
	In my country we have no breakfast

	some what??

	Mad dog, RRR!! Mad dog, RRR??

	Cause you're weird!

	So she wants to fart all day I guess

	Didn't we just cover that?

	How about if i took a big dump on a plate and handed it to you?

	Are you a cannibal, do you want human flesh

	This guy watched her get dressed, that's disturbing

	"IM SORRY!!"

	Oh so you're neclegited

	Who don't look anything like you

	Especially not white ones

	Are you dirt poor?

	You're on welfare?

	We're asian, we're filthy rich

	I'm practicing to be a super model, ok??

	Maybe she's just stupid

	"well it sucked ass, is that enough discussion for you?"

Social-Sex Attitude In Adolecence

	Arrested development?

	A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, teenagers were fighting the rebel forces...

	J: ...they get it on in the back seat of a car, read porno magazines while their mothers brust in and say "JASON, how dare you"...I mean, uh...yeah

	Hey its the beginning of the rocky horror picture show

	Everyone's so white, isn't it great?

	Who pinched me?

	Where she watched her parents have sex?

	"BUT IT WILL!!"

	That's just gross mommy

	We won't go into details about that

	B: So she made him watch cats have sex?
	J: So kitty porn?

	Say penis!! PENIS!!!

	God damn it, where's that ball?? SON OF A BITCH???

	I said eat the cake!!! EAT IT!!!!

	A little too well

	hey get off the god damn swing i wanna go

	"IT SUCKS!"

	"he called me dutchess again..."

	Is she possessed?

	"Satan entered her soul"

	Or get an exorcism?

	In her 30's

	EWW! No, i don't wanna know what you guys do!

	And she got boobies

	OH MY GOD THAT"S SO DIRTY!!!

	"I don't get it..."

	Cause my cousin is SOOO hot

	Yeah it is!

	Uh-huh...

	Make out, come on, make out!!

	"i'm not raising a dyke!!"

	"my life sucks...ladeda..."

	Her path of lesbianism is paved

	So lesbianism is a step towards heterosexuality?

	Yay, he caught it

	And routinely punched freshman

	I can't sit down...i have hemmeroids

	Wow chicks back in the day must've always danced with themselves

	Better yet, a girl

	Amway?

	The hugh grant movie?

	B: Creamy?
	J: Is this made by the dairy council too?

	Why is he wearing a peter pan hat?

	Hey, there's waldo!

	His coach taught him all he knows

	"Touch my ass again, coach"

	Hey it's william cromwell

	Yay the coach touched me again!

	He got a job working for playboy

	her gang? Is this west side story?

	J: You can go with me too.
	B: Yay a threesome!

	"bitch!"

	nice backporch, betty

	"She's becoming a slut..."
	
	Jew joints?

	Think it has to do with communism!

	You say don't to me!!

	Yeah kick her out of the house!

	Such as dancing

	These are all the boys leaving Mary's house

	Alright number 48?

	Lolita

	man guys in the 50's didn't know how to grow chest hair

	So i was giving him a handjob...

	It was the best guy she could find

	Until clarence came down and told him whata wonderful life they had

	"Buffalo gal won't you come out tonight..."

	Guess I ain't gettin none tonight!

	I miss being a lesbian

	I wanna tell you about the sex me and your father had tonight!

	"how many inches?"

	George NO!

	Listen you overbearing bitch, shut up!!

	I'll just become a lesbian and move to san fransisco

	She just wore that dress, no wonder she can't find dates

	Man, he's like 35, he's an insurance salesman down the street

	B: Your hair smells good
	J: Your neck smells creamy

	Where's the beer??

	So she sank the titanic

	"..tonight"

	Wait I heard from other guys that you were loose, what's wrong?

	No, that's backwards, AHH!!

	He became a girl

	I gotta be at work in the morning

	But he married his mom so it's alright

	Slutting?

	I got plenty of ho's

	Wow, weird looking CD's

	So what, is his mom hosting this party

	"the bedroom's are empty, there's plenty of condom's..."

	I don't wanna be here, i don't wanna be here

	It's the gerald Ford show!

	So she's bi polar, she was just laughing

	going on bus trips

	Look im sorry i said i wanted to screw your mom, ok?
	Oh it's ok, as long as i get to watch

	J: I hit the ball, it's funny
	B: huh, shuttlecock...

	Then your dad joined in and, well...

	Can you pay attention to class here, kids!

	Unlike MY MARRAIGE!!

	They went back in time.

	oh watch out for the camera guy

	we throw rice a roni at them

	We're so white, it's great!!

	Uhhh....what was the question?

	Hey a tim mcgraw and faith hill book company

I Like Bikes, But...

	I'm running for president

	when a bike and a car love each other very much...

	They must've handed out LSD tabs for this one

	But I hate ducks

	Wow this is really good animation here

	Whoa, went back to the 1910's

	They're gonna show Pee Wee crying now

	Hey, Mr. Kotter!!!
	Mow him down, 10 points!!

	Just don't ride it in the street ok??

	Hi, i'm Meathead!

	Sidewalk is bad!! only on the grass!!! And in traffic or else!!!

	You missed that kid, what's your problem?

	Molly Ringwald

	Thanks for the meat?

	Man, she ages fast

	What's that say, Stoop? Step? 

	And she's kinda hot

	And going to the arcade

	God damn women drivers, never listen!!!

	Thanks Shel Silverstein

	Hey, Mr. Mailman...

	"That mailman, he's so creamy..."

	She's just dressing sluttier and sluttier

	Boing boing boing...

	Blowjob again today?

	What's with the horses?

	I got a parket ticket! WOO!!!

	and she's gotta study for it!!

	Whoa coke and pizza came from her boobs, cool.

	She's gonna take grandma's car

	So what happened to her parents? did she murder them?

	She's gonna run me over! AHH!!

	That's a lot of noise for a bike

	Especially if you close your eyes

	Ok, this is a stretch

	If i'm stupid enough to be out in the rain

	Black guy, 15 points

	No, she doesn't feel like burying another body in the state park

	She's stalking this guy

	No, she doesn't want a murder charge, that's all

	this radio station plays goofy ass music

	That wasn't almost close

	Traffic stops for her

	Ah the birds and the bees of liking bikes

	Man, there is a unsual amount of people riding bikes in this town

	Yet again, no parents to argue with about taking the car

	Bon Jovi album up ahead

	Did she just flip off that sign?

	A sprinkler NO!!!!
	
	I like sprinklers, but...

	You know the sad thing is, this looks like it's Kansas in the 70's but this is really like 3 years ago.

	Tell my wife I love her!

	can i touch your thigh

	If you're stupid enough to do this stuff

	And lava isn't too much fun

	this is why bikes should be outlawed!

	I should beat up that kid

	"they're creamy!"

	She killed again!

	Cause you're an inanimate object

	It's discrimination!

	large marge!! oh merge...

	ARROWED!!!

	This is the film they make you watch when you get your license revoked

	Anytime she almost kills someone, they congratulate her

	Balki!!!

	Man, this chick is a terrible driver

	Hm, is that the point of this?

	Turns out it was that horse talking

	With your secrets, your money, your saftey...

	Shaver?

	Go screw yourself

	These people however, hates bikes

	GM is gonna make bikes?

The Crossroads Crash

	Hey, Dog Day Afternoon

	Mugsys gonna meet here, see

	My elbow says it's almost time

	vibrator, vibrator where's that vibrator

	I gotta meet clark and lois!

	Uh oh, parked in front of a hydrant hilarity will ensue

	It became a benny hill sketch

	(Stuffy) Gosh no!!

	By these goofy ass people

	IS there a reason why we dressed like this?

	so no witnesses huh?

	wah wah wahh..

	It thinks it's God

	It'll blow up in 30 seconds

	Then it's cool

	AHH my blow up susie doll!!!

	is that doll stuffing a dildo...

	So these kids are gonna die

	Unless your left handed, then it gets weird

	I rather win the toaster...

	Then the train leaves LA going 80 miles an hour

	and whoever has a bigger penis

	But ignore it

	and you will die!

	He must get murdered!!

	Stop building!!!

	Some people take one toke over the line

	"I don't get it..."

	"I don't get it..."

	Hm, never seen that sign in my life

	George Harrison

	What like parchessi?

	Cause someone left it out in the open all night

	cause he's an abusive person

	WOO!! I GOT A TICKET!!! 

	This is the crash test dummies audition tape

	what about war games?

	and jam it up your ass

	Or a space cowboy...or Maurice...

	Like doggy style

	Hey, it's downtown whiting

	They should've waited until the narrator's cold went away

	your anus will bleed..oh

	Just run them over, they deserve it

	are you anal retentive yet?

	my toy cars no!!!!

	And everyone must die

	A dirty kind
	
	Colin Ferral in phonebooth

	This guy broke 8 laws already

	And you deserve to die

	whistling non-chalantly

	he said getting off...

	Nahh...

	So don't pretend you're a racecar driver

	And give the finger an awful lot

	And don't wear anything except a member's only jacket

	And the riddlers, and the penguins...

	"The hell, 1930's robbers, the hell.."

	Well i'm all paranoid to drive now, thanks

The Trouble With Women

	The Trouble With Women? Don't even get me started!

	Plant Supervisors problem? i don't wanna hear about it

	The calvin company a division of hobbes group

	I'm a dumb woman!

	I can't get anything on the tv

	You control the vertical, and the horizontal

	"youre fired"

	"eh, i asked for someone with bigger boobs"

	and don't blow up the plant

	If you know how!!

	condoms

	and your tastes

	Stop being a communist

	THEY SUCK!

	Big juggs..

	Murdering Mytrle?

	...I died

	don't call me cheif!!!

	Yeah, you're a woman, go in the back with the black people

	Table 10 is just right here stupid!

	What, was that a ghost?

	"Ill be back on wednesday!"

	women don't like cigarettes

	Women don't get married!!!

	How dare you have a life outside work!!!

	and love?

	Masturbating!

	Combing my hair

	Is my nose big enough?

	Um, he's gay?

Barbers & Beauticians

	The Trouble with Barbers!

	Well, some of them anyway

	6000? That's kind of estimated

	except in the 90's when the gruge look was popular

	And flat chests

	Floyd the pervert's got anther victim

	I suppose you're wondering why i'm not wearing any pants

	Hey floyd no pants again today, huh?

	I'm gonna sufficate you now, i hope you don't mind

	yes back in plato's time, they had comic books

	Want your back shaved again today?

	Um, if natural, does it need to be developed?

	"make her look really slutty"

	I'm gonna grope you some more

	Dont mind the boner

	...each other

	So yeah, I got a gay son who works at beauty shop, i don't talk about him though

	Is he really cutting anything there?

	But he must go through Donald Trump first

	This woman is bored with her job she's gonna kill everyone in 6 months

	She's trying to give her the grandma look

	Are you actually gonna cut my hair, floyd?

	for the fear of being clubbed

	"this is sooo fabolous on you! you look SOOO cute!"

	...then gay men

	proves you're not a commuist

	hey, it's john kerry!

	she just put that stuff on her face why is she wiping it off?

	ahh i'll give you the money, stop cutting my fingernails off, ahh!

	me speak no english..

	i'm gonna pour acid all over your face

	For this breif moment they are lesbian lovers

	This package costs one thousand dollars

	now say bloody mary 5 times in a row

	You still haven't cut one hair, floyd!

	So he's changing his clothes too.

	Try to actually cut my son's hair

	"i seen this guy in the park he flashes birds..."
	"you can go ahead and leave, steve, I'll take REAL good care of your kid. hehehehehehehe..."

	you're going to the army little boy!!

	B: That's a broad generalization
	J: I thought it was generalization about broads!

	that's a hair DONT

	"i'm gonna get beat up at school"

	It's about the same too, you really don't know what you're doing

	My ass hurts, daddy

	Now it's time i take you to a brothel, son

	Now we willl suck out your brain

	I'll be in the back with trent

	Oh it's gonna be awhile son, you want a cigarette?

	cause the waiting is the hardest part

	9 cigarettes later

	15 cigarettes later

	So he just smokes half a cigarette and puts it out?

	J: This guy just gropes women's hair, does he even work there?
	B: I think it's Mr. Drysdale

	42 cigarettes later

	attractive people, that's what really matters today

	So you can see why this job is very interesting
	
	This is a good look for you

	I'm gonna be the bride of frankenstein

	so how about those yankees?

	I went from running for president to this??

	oh it's propaganda for a union, no wonder

	Reember if you don't join a union, you're a communist

	B: Why is everyone naked in that picture?
	J: Cause they're hot

	B: Oh yeah this is very interesting
	J: Next week: The box factory

	I'm dead now!

	You cannnot be turned down for this offer

	y'all

	And do not attempt to stick this up your ass

	And anyone who believed it you deserved to be ripped off

	now we call it viagra

	remember if you see a duck stomp on it

Joyride

	My name's joe friday, i carry a badge

	"ever since i was a young boy..."

	"why does dave need a car"

	grand theft auto?

	damn it i missed his face

	baseball practice? they're gonna have to go along way to get back to grand theft auto

	"he is hot"

	pretty hot, i'd do him

	so is he a hotshot?

	he's a hotshot

	did i say that randell is a hotshot?

	for that hotshot

	oh this hood's a hotshot

	Thanks plot device

	what a hotshot!

	come on, we're hot shots

	Let's just steal that deadhead van right there

	"i'm so gay for you"

	Are they playing or just hitting things?

	Oh yeah crank it up, woo!

	he's a hotshot

	he never wore any pants

	i had a protologist named Ben Dover

	So these kids just randomly knew how to drive

	damn drive by eggers

	you blew me

	Sequiened jumpsuits? is this a song about liberace?

	I think this is a forgotten beck song

	That's not an apartment building, that's a courthouse maybe

	You couldn't have gotten hotter chicks with bigger boobs?

	Look at my weiner, that's why i'm leaning back like this

	we could make out all night...

	or get topless and brush each other's hair

	yeah, ok, bye

	Pop in the john denver and go cruisin!!

	wasting again in margaritaville!!!

	you know the way the'yre driving they probably think they're hotshots

	where we rape girls who are stupid enough to get into the car with us

	ow i got bit by a snake and i'm blaming you

	and they mysteriously vanish

	J: so they stole one car to go to an abandoned car
	B: good luck trying to steal this one

	oh, i'll go get murdered with them

	are you guys naked yet?

	heehee she thinks we're dead, it's funny

	ok so let's steal one car, go to an abandoned one, and pretend to drive that one

	We're spent

	so they been doing that for an hour and 55 minutes?

	Don't you think you're being a little stupid?

	This is gonna be the last prom!

	They got a siren suddenly

	are they twisting in the car?

	oh yeah that's gonna solve everything

	that mountain just came right in front of us

	wow they hit it three times

	J: so are they stuck in a volkswagon in hell?
	B: No the crash threw them back in time, maybe
	J: Is this run lola run?

	Falling in love? how about falling in death?

	"wasting again in margaritaville..."

	That's just sad to think that in real life idiot kids stole a hotshot's car and drove to an abanonded car and played "car crash"

	lesson learned: never be a hotshot.

	Roseanne barr films