Holiday Special #2: Halloween-Halloween 3

Segment One

	(Jason comes out wearing a winter jacket. There is a paper pumpkin on the table.)

	Jason: Hey, Happy Halloween, everyone. I'm still getting my costume ready. What are you going to be dressed up as, Cokie?	(Cokie comes up wearing a hat backwards.)
	Cokie: Yo, dawg, I be a rapper, yo. I'm fresh!
	Jason (Confused): Um...ok. 
	Cokie: What are you dressed as, Jason?
	Jason: Well, I was looking around down here in Dr. Snyder's basement and the only thing that I could find was this winter jacket, this old McDonald's hat, and a shovel, so I'm a McDonalds Employee  Outside Shoveling.
	Cokie: Umm...
	Jason: It's the best that I could do. (To camera) What are you doing for Halloween, Dr. Snyder?
	(Goes upstairs and Dr. Snyder is holding an apple and a disaposable razor. He is trying to put the entire razor in the apple, without much success.)
	Dr. Snyder: Oh, hi Soto. I'm glad you asked. Halloween is one of favorite holidays. You get to pull mean tricks on people and you get to ruin kid's teeth! (Goes back to putting the razor in the apple.)
	Jason: What are you trying to do, Dr. Snyder?
	Dr. Snyder: You know that old story about people who put razors in apples? 
	Jason: Um, I think they just put the razor blade in the apple. And that didn't really happen, it's just something overprotective parents say to their kids to ruin any fun they might have in their life, suffocating them until they grow up to be on a TV show, then they're  kidnapped by an evil jackass doctor and forced to watch movies...but I'm complaining. I'll save that for Christmas...
	Dr. Snyder: Yeah, well I tried to put just the razor blade in the apple. You know how hard it is to take the razor out of these things. Oh look, even Chickie dressed up for Halloween. 
	(Chickie comes out and he has a ski mask over him.)
	Dr. Snyder: What are you suppose to be?
	(Chickie doesn't talk.)
	Dr. Snyder: A masked robber? Cool idea!! Anyway, Soto, I guess I should send you a movie, with a Halloween theme. So I'm gonna send you the John Carpenter classic "Halloween".
	Jason: Halloween? Really? Wow, that's a classic. With Michael Meyers, Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasance. Cool.
	Cokie: That be dope, dawg.
	(Jason looks at Cokie oddly.)
	Dr. Snyder: Sike!! (Laughs) Ha-ha!! Fooled you!!!! You think I'm gonna send you a good Halloween movie!! Oh man, you really fell for that one!! See, that's what I'm talking about, the tricks. Anyway, no your movie isn't the first "Halloween" it's gonna be the unpopular one in the series-
	Cokie: Halloween: Rescurrestion?
	Dr. Snyder: No...
	Jason: Halloween 5: The Curse of Michael Meyers?
	Dr. Snyder: No...
	Cokie: Oh it is-
	Dr. Snyder: Silence!!!!! It's Halloween 3: Season of The Witch and it has nothing to do with Michael Meyers and it just sucks ass!! Eat it!! With this disaposable razor apple!!! (The razor is sticking out of the apple.)
	Jason: Umm...great.
	Cokie: Yo, dawg, that be dope and fresh.
	Jason: Will you stop talking like that? Come on, the movie's starting.
	Cokie: Coolio.
	Jason (Looking around): Where? I like that song Fantastic Voyage.
	Cokie (Sighing): Just another confused white boy...

Segment Two

	(Jason is still wearing the winter jacket and he is fanning himself. Cokie comes up to him.)

	Coke: Yo, dawg, why don't you just take the coat off? It's a stupid costume anyway.
	Jason: No, no I'm fine. I just need some water. 
	Cokie: That's dope, yo.
	Jason: And will you stop talking like that?
	Cokie: Don't be hatin', yo!
	Jason: Dr. Snyder, can't you do something about him? You created him!
	(Goes to Dr. Snyder and he is holding a hat, putting a screwdriver to it.)
	Dr. Snyder: Not now, Soto! I came up with a cool idea! I'm gonna start making hats!!
	Jason: Hats? Why you wanna start making hats?
	Dr. Snyder: Cause it's a good get rich quick scheme. People buy hats all the time. And I will make them wear my hats!! I already made a commerical for it. Check it out.
	(Goes to Dr. Snyder sitting there wearing one hat and holding two others.)
	Dr. Snyder: Ohh...One more hour till I kill you, till I kill you, till I kill you...one more hour till I kill you...I'm Dr. Snyder!
	(Smiles.)
	(Goes to Jason looking confused.)
	Jason: Um, what's up with that one more hour till I kill you thing?
	Dr. Snyder: Um...nothing. I'm not planning some diabolical plan to kill you two! Now, here are some free hats. And watch out for my commerical in one hour.
	(Smiles.)
	(Cokie is wearing the hat, but backwards. Jason is holding his.)
	Jason: Um, don't you think this is kind of weird?
	Cokie: I dunno, dawg. But we get free hats, so who cares?
	Jason: Let's get back to the movie. And stop saying "Dawg"!

Segment Three

	(Jason comes out, wearing the hat, super hot. Cokie comes out.)

	Cokie: Oh for crying out loud, just take the coat off, yo!
	Jason (Panting): No...must...keep costume...on!
	Cokie: There really isn't any need for you to be in costume. It's not like you're going out trick or treating and we're not having a costume party.
	Jason: But I dressed up for halloween every day since i was four. I'm not about to breat tradition just cause some annoying jackass kidnapped me and locked me in a basement. 
	Cokie: But-Ow!
	Jason: Ow? Is that some other ghetto term I'm not familiar with?
	Cokie: Yeah. It means I'm in pain. Something metal is rubbing against my head. Can you check that out?
	(Jason picks up Cokie's hat and looks inside it.)
	Jason: It looks pretty normal...except for this. 
	(Jason pulls out a knife and looks at it.)
	Jason: Hm...there was a knife in it. Gee I hope I don't have one in my hat.
	(Jason takes his hat off and he pulls out a pair of sisscors.)
	Jason: What the hell?
	Cokie: You don't think Dr. Snyder put those in there trying to hurt us do you?
	Jason: Dr. Snyder? Trying to hurt us? Naw... Dr. Snyder?
	(Goes to the commercial of Dr. Snyder.)
	Dr. Snyder: 45 minutes till I kill you, till I kill you, till I kill you...45 minutes till I kill you...I'm Dr. Snyder!
	(Smiles.)
	(Jason looks confused.)
	Jason: Ok...I think something is up with Dr. Snyder and these hats. I don't think we should wear them anymore.
	(Back to Dr. Snyder)
	Dr. Snyder: Don't forget to watch in 45 minutes while wearing your hats! If you do so you get a special prize! And a balloon!! 
	Jason: A special prize?!
	Cokie: A balloon?! Put that hat back on my head!
	(Jason puts the hat back on Cokie and his hat back on him.)
	Jason: Hey, we gotta get back to the movie. Wow...a special prize.
 
Segment Four

	(Jason is really hot and he is drinking a glass of water. He is wiping his forehead. Cokie comes up.)

	Cokie: For god sakes-
	Jason: I'm not taking the coat off!!! I'll be fine. 
	(Goes to Dr. Snyder)
	Dr. Snyder: 30 more minutes till I kill you, till I kill you, till I kill you-
	(Jason looks confused.)
	Dr. Snyder: 30 more minutes till I kill you, till I kill you, till I kill you-
	(Cokie looks.)
	Dr. Snyder: 30 more minutes till I kill you...I'm Dr. Snyder!! The time is almost here! Don't forget to wear your hats in 30 minutes!!! 
	(Smiles.)
	Jason: Um, ok.
	Cokie: We really didn't need to be reminded...
	Dr. Snyder: 30 more minutes till I kill you, till I kill you, till I kill you...30 more minutes till I kill you, I'm Dr. Snyder.
	Jason: Ok, we get it. In 30 minutes-
	Dr. Snyder: 30 more minutes till I kill you, till I kill you, till I kill you, 30 more minutes till I kill you, I'm Dr. Snyder!
	Cokie: Stop it already!! We're wearing the hats and-
	Dr. Snyder: 30 more minutes till I kill you, till I kill you, till I kill you, 30 more minutes till I kill you, I'm Dr. Snyder!!!
	Jason: That's it! Let's go finish this movie. It's better then having to hear that over and over again.
	Dr. Snyder: 30 more minutes-
	Jason: AHHH!!!!
	(Runs off.)

Segment Five

	(Goes to Dr. Snyder.)

	Dr. Snyder: Ok, the special time is now. Wear your hats! Here's the special prize!!!
	(Dr. Snyder is flashing a flash light on and off looking at the screen making weird noises. This goes on for about a minute.)
	(Goes to Jason who is looking at the screen confused, then he falls to the ground. His hat falls on the table. Cokie comes up, without a hat.)
	Coke: Damn it, I can't find my hat! I want the special prize!
	Dr. Snyder: HA! I got Soto at least!! He is dead finally!!!! (Laughs)
	Cokie: No, actually, he just passed out from heat exhaustion. I told him to take that stupid coat off. I guess I should drag him to the bathroom and pour cold water on him.
	(Cokie leaves.)
	Dr. Snyder: But...they...not dead...wha...did anyone watch my commerical with a hat on?
	(Dr. Snyder turns around and Chickie is wearing the mask AND a hat. He then falls down. Dr. Snyder runs up to him.)
	Dr. Snyder: Chickie?! Chickie?!?! What?!?!?!? Not you!!!! NO!!!!!!!!
	(Jason comes running back dripping wet.)
	Jason: Ok, ok! You didn't need to force my head into the water! (Looks at the screen) What happened?
	Dr. Snyder: Chickie is dead!!! (Looks up) Chickie!!!!!!
	(Jason and Cokie are just standing there.)
	Jason: Wow.
	Cokie: Yeah.
	Jason: Good thing this is just a Halloween special and it isn't at all tied in with any episode in the past or coming up. 
	Cokie: Yeah.
	Jason: Well anyway, Happy Halloween everyone, from us here at BMC5K. 
	Cokie: Yeah.
	Jason: You're acting weird suddenly. What's up-
	(Cokie jumps up and chokes Jason. Jason tries to pull him away.)
	Jason: Ack!!! I knew it!!! You are an evil robot!!!!! ACK!!!!
	(They fall to the floor.)

	The End