Episode 7: Silent Night, Deadly Night Part Two

Segment 1

	(Jason is standing at the table, holding a globe. Cokie is sitting there.)

	Jason: Hi everyone, you’re just in time. I’m about to sing “I Got The Whole World In My Hands”.
	Cokie: In other words, you should run now while you have the chance.
	Jason: I don’t understand you Cokie. When you were finally genetically engineered and you started talking, you were opposed of Dr. Snyder torturing me with bad movies, but you don’t seem to like me a whole lot.
	Cokie: Well I just think it’s evil to have a pinhead like you locked in a basement, that’s all. Go ahead and sing your song.
	Jason: Alright. Here goes. (Starts singing.)
Cokie: Dear God! Dr. Snyder, can you please stop him?!
	(Goes to Dr. Snyder and he is holding his ears.)
	Dr. Snyder: This…is what you get for being a traitor, Cokie!! But…damn that’s awful!
	(Suddenly Bill appears behind Dr. Snyder holding a big knife to Dr. Snyder’s throat.)
	Bill: Ok Dr. Snyder, I want you to let Jason go! Now!!
	Dr. Snyder: Well, well, well…Szany’s here. 
	Bill: That’s right! I escaped you’re little deprogramming room and now I want you to release Jason.
	Dr. Snyder: Ok, Szany. Don’t do anything harsh. I have to go over there to unlock the door.
	Bill: Ok. Let’s go.
	(Bill and Dr. Snyder walks sideways to a wall and Dr. Snyder reaches down to push a button. Then Chickie comes flying from the other side and hits Bill. Bill falls to the floor. Dr. Snyder stands straight up again.)
	Dr. Snyder: Good job, Chickie. (He takes Bill’s knife away from him.) So, you recovered from the first movie you watched, huh, you bastard? (Looks at Chickie) Yes, he’s the bastard. Well, how about if I lock you back up downstairs with your good friend?
	(Dr. Snyder shoves Bill down the stairs.)
	(In the basement, Jason is finishing up “I Got The Whole World In My Hands”, not noticing what just went on. Bill is heard coming down the stairs and he finally lands on the floor in front of the table. Jason looks down.)
	Jason: Bill?! What the hell are you doing here?
	(Bill gets up and he looks dazed.)
	Bill (Dazed): I’ll have the chicken alfredo…and you betrayed me Fredo…on the day of the daughter’s wedding. (Falls back down to the floor.)
	Cokie: Great. I gotta deal with two nimrods now.
	Dr. Snyder: Now that everyone’s reunited again, I think I’ll bring out the special movie. The one I been saving for such an occasion. I present to you, Szany & Soto & Cokie, “Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2”. I hope you enjoy it!
	(Jason helps Bill up, then stands back.)
	Jason: Whoa, dude. You really are ripe. Where the hell have you been?
	Bill: It’s kind of a long story.
	Jason: Oh, ok. Well tell us later. The movie’s starting.
	Cokie: You sure you don’t wanna delouse him first?
	Jason: Be nice, Cokie. Let’s go.

Segment Two

	(Bill is sitting in a chair. Jason is trying to fix his hair and Cokie is trying to manicure his feet.)

	Jason: How are his feet coming along, Cokie?
	Cokie (With a clothespin on his nose): I have to get past the smell first.
	Jason: Well, he’s been locked up for awhile. What happened to you exactly?
	Bill: Well, after watching that movie, what was it?
	Jason: Hard Bastard.
	Bill: Oh, yeah. After I seen that and I lost my mind, Dr. Snyder took me into this room he called “The Deprogramming Room” in which he was gonna attempt to make me into a machine.
	Jason: A machine? Like the terminator?
	Bill: Yeah, kinda. But, I guess he got lazy or forgot about me or something, cause he kinda forgot about me. And just left me in there for the past few months. Then one day, I got my sanity back and I overheard him talking to that chicken-
	Jason: It’s a rooster.
	Bill: Whatever. And he was mentioning some big plan. 
	Jason: What’s the big plan?
	Bill: I…don’t remember.
	Jason: Well, that’s great. 
	Bill: But I knew I had to escape and try to get you out of here. And one day I had my chance.
	Jason: How did you escape? Did you have to blow the door open? Or cut a whole in the wall?
	Cokie: Or did you become so skinny that you could slip underneath the door?
	Bill: No. Dr. Snyder just left the door open.
	Jason: Oh. (Stop trying to fix Bill’s hair) There, done. Now, you just need to shave.
	Bill: Shave? Oh, no. I’m going for the tough guy/locked in a room for month’s look. I’m keeping this.
	Jason: Ok. Well, now you just gotta take a bath. 
	Bill: I’ll do that later, the movie’s starting.
	Jason: Hey, that’s my line.
	Bill: Oh shut up and let’s go.
	Cokie: Hey, that’s my line.

Segment Three

	(Bill is holding a towel. Jason is standing next to him.)

	Jason: Ok, you’re all cleaned up, now I’ll show you where the bathroom is.
	Bill: Dr. Snyder put a bathroom down here now?
	Jason: Yeah. I think the smell was getting too much for him to bare. Come on, follow me.
	(Bill and Jason walk away. Cokie is on the table.)
	Cokie: Ok, I think the coast is clear.
	(Goes to Dr. Snyder.)
	Dr. Snyder: Good. Our plan is working out Cokie. 
	Cokie: Yes. Me pretending to defy you so you can send me down here with him and gain his confidence and friendship. And you pretending that Chickie can talk and is a chicken, nice touch.
	Dr. Snyder: What do you mean can’t talk?!
	Cokie: Anyway, when do should I strike?
	Dr. Snyder: Soon, soon. I really want to catch Soto and Szany off guard. It’s really fortunate that Szany recovered that quickly. I thought it was gonna be a while yet until we moved ahead with this plan.
	Cokie: Yes. Oh, Jason’s coming. (Clears throat) Damn it, Dr. Snyder! This movie is awful!! AHH!!
	(Jason comes up.)
	Jason: What’s wrong, Cokie?
	Cokie: This movie, is just really painful. 
	Jason: Yeah I know.
	Cokie: How’s Bill doing?
	(Bill is heard singing “Rubber Duckie” loudly in the other room.)
	Jason: I think he’s doing fine. Oh, the movie’s starting I better tell him to hurry up.
	(Runs into the other room)
	Cokie: So when are we gonna go through the plan?
	Dr. Snyder: When the movie’s over.
	Cokie: So you’re gonna make me suffer through this movie, huh? (To Jason and Bill) Come on, the movie’s starting. Nimrods.

Segment Four

	(Bill is at the table by himself. Cokie appears at the table.)

	Cokie: What are you doing?
	Bill: I'm trying to remember what the big plan was that I heard Dr. Snyder talking about. 
	Cokie: You don't remember?
	Bill: No.
	Cokie: Good. 
	Bill: Huh?
	Cokie: I mean...that sucks. It might help in destroying that evil bastard!!
	Bill: Bastard...Hard Bastard...bastard...Rambo...Coca-Cola...That's it!! I remember what it is now!!!
	(Suddenly a big object comes from behind Bill and hits him on the head. Bill shakes his head.)
	Bill: What was I saying?
	Cokie: Hell if I know...something about Coca-Cola.
	Bill: That's it!! (He gets hit again) No...YES!! (Hit again) No...Wait! (Hit again) What's my name...little girl? (Looks down at Cokie) Why are you holding that?
	Cokie: Um...because I was programmed to?
	Bill: Oh. Now, what was I trying to remember?
	Cokie: Where you left your car in the parking lot?
	Bill: Oh yeah. I think it's on the third level...oh the movie's starting. Let's go.

Segment Five

	(Jason and Bill walk in. Cokie is on the table.)

	Jason: Whew that was some movie, huh?
	Bill: Yep.
	Cokie: I can't them them anymore!! Dr. Snyder, now?
	Dr. Snyder: Yes! Now!!
	Cokie: Yay!!
	(Cokie flies up at Bill. Bill falls to the floor. Jason looks down.)
	Jason: Cokie! Bad Cokie!! No attack Bill!! Bad-AHH!!
	(Cokie flies up at Jason and he falls down. Cokie then goes back up to the table.)
	Cokie: Ok, they're both out, come on down, Dr. Snyder! The price is right!!
	(Dr. Snyder appears next to Cokie.)
	Dr. Snyder: The hell you talking about?
	Cokie: Sorry. Let's take them to the reprogramming room.
	Dr. Snyder: Ok. (Picks Bill up) Hey, where's Soto?!
	Cokie: He was here...god damn it!! He must've escaped!
	Dr. Snyder: We'll worry about him later. Let's start with Szany.
	Cokie: Ok.
	(Dr. Snyder, Cokie, and Bill leave. A moment later, Jason pokes his head up from under the table.)
	Jason: They never look under the table, he-he-he. But now what do I do? Cokie is a traitorous dog and Dr. Snyder is going to reprogram my best friend. Who do I have to turn to now?!
	("Lighting fills the room". Then Bill appears next to Jason, kneeling. He stands up and he is wearing sunglasses and a jacket. Jason looks at him.)
	Jason: Bill?
	Bill (In Arnold voice): Jason Soto?
	Jason: Yeah dude, you know me...and why are you talking like that?
	Bill: I have been sent here from the future to help you. I'm here to terminate Dr. Snyder.
	Jason: Really? Who sent you?
	Bill: You did.
	(Jason screams in surprise and he looks at the camera.)
	Jason: To be continued...
	Bill (Also at camera): Yes...we'll be back.
	(Jason continues to scream.)

To be continued in Episode 8